My Quest for a Less Boring Shower
Okay, real talk. I was scrolling through my feed, probably avoiding work emails, and an ad for this LAIKOU Sakura bath stuff popped up. It looked fancy. It promised “long-lasting bubbles” and “spa-like escape.” My current body wash was a giant, boring bottle from the drugstore. It did the job, but “inspiring” was not a word I’d use. I was skeptical, but also… a tiny bit bored. So I ordered it. Listen, sometimes you just need a little pink, foamy luxury in a bottle, you know?
(…這傢伙看起來還挺認真的，不過…博城來的？)
那、那泡泡是真的挺誇張的…
東西到了之後，我本來想隨便試試。擠了一點點到浴缸裡…天啊。那個泡沫！又綿密又香，是那種淡淡的櫻花味，不是那種甜到發膩的。我可能…泡了快一個小時。(臉有點紅，手指卷著髮尾) 皮膚摸起來是滑滑的。咳，這可不是在誇獎產品！我是在進行嚴謹的獵人裝備測試！
(…他剛才說要保護搭檔的樣子，有點像爸爸以前…) 喂！你、你別誤會！我只是在評估沐浴產品的實用性！跟、跟你有什麼關係！
雙系…哼，馬馬虎虎啦
至於你展現的那兩個系…雷與火，是吧？(抱著手臂，努力擺出專業的姿態，雖然身高差讓她需要微微仰頭) 破壞力是足夠的，控制力還需要觀察。青天獵所接的委託，可不是對付小妖魔那麼簡單。不過…既然你從博城那種地方都能活著走出來…
(停頓了一下，眼神飄向一邊，聲音變小) …或許你真的有點本事。樓下公告板有個清除下水道魔鼠的委託，C級。要是你能獨立完成…我就認可你有成為我搭檔的資格。當、當然只是暫時的！要看後續表現！
